I’m pretty sure someone added toe fungus cream into my toothpaste! While in North Carolina, I noticed an odd funk while brushing my teeth. Gone was that minty clean crisp flavor. At first, I thought it was a cream or lotion in my cosmetic bag that had leaked onto bristles.
So I rinsed and rinsed it–what else was I going to do–use my finger? The toothbrush was new, so I was sure it had no leftover bacteria. I ditched the toothbrushes and paste from our Philippine journey–as that didn’t end well for Don. After borrowing some from my friend, Lulu (how can you borrow toothpaste? Just wondering as you’re not going to return it!) then going back to my teeny tiny tube, I confirmed where the yuck was. My teeth were clean and fungal free, but I still tossed that tube.
Could have been worse. . .I’ve used Preparation H before.

*snort* Only you, Megs, only you . . .
Margaret–
I know, I’m so damn lucky.
Ugh. I thought it was bad when I sprayed my underarms with ultra-hold hairspray. Thank God I had shaved!
Marilyn–
Oh my! Didn’t it hurt–or your hair could have stood out!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA oh my heavens that is hilarious!
Christi–
Happy I made you laugh.