If you’ve been around here long, you know I suffer from a severe case of disorganization. Right now I’m trying to figure out how to keep all the data from the margarita books series in a manner that allows me to find something when I actually need it. I’ve tried Excel, but just can’t get it a way I like. I’m also trying a notebook, with hand-written notes — a method that’s failed me before — but this time I’m cross-referencing stuff so I don’t have to know what I’m looking for in order to find it.
But I figured out last night — while suffering from writing cramps — what I really need: a secretary. One who’s always available, who doesn’t speak unless spoken to, who’s super organized and who would happily vacuum in the hours she’s not needed to provide details.
Wonder if someone could cross a data processor with a Roomba for me?

If you find one, order another for me!!!!
Will do. Housekeeper model or cabana boy?