How about a Facelift in a Flash? Sexiest Makeup Tricks? I was scrolling through the TV guide early this morning. Why you might ask am I awake? I have a time challenged–brain cell deficient Boomer dog. How can a 120 pound male dog can whine at a spoiled brat 4-year-old girl pitch? If I didn’t want Don to sleep as late as possible, I would have ignored the big baby. So I got up.
As if my body image isn’t assaulted enough by my nasty inner editor, I’m amazed at the infomercials regarding a woman’s appearance. Food Lover’s Diet and Professional Hair Removal. I can see where this would work for guys now, but the majority aren’t. I wish Enzyte would bring back Smilin’ Bob. Or how about a Spanx-like product for men? SWATS? (I know some guys who could use the Genie Bra.)
The funniest line-up I saw was Mom is 57, Looks 27 is followed by Honey Hole-All Outdoors.
I will let your imagination take the trek.