How about a Facelift in a Flash? Sexiest Makeup Tricks? I was scrolling through the TV guide early this morning. Why you might ask am I awake? I have a time challenged–brain cell deficient Boomer dog. How can a 120 pound male dog can whine at a spoiled brat 4-year-old girl pitch? If I didn’t want Don to sleep as late as possible, I would have ignored the big baby. So I got up.
As if my body image isn’t assaulted enough by my nasty inner editor, I’m amazed at the infomercials regarding a woman’s appearance. Food Lover’s Diet and Professional Hair Removal. I can see where this would work for guys now, but the majority aren’t. I wish Enzyte would bring back Smilin’ Bob. Or how about a Spanx-like product for men? SWATS? (I know some guys who could use the Genie Bra.)
The funniest line-up I saw was Mom is 57, Looks 27 is followed by Honey Hole-All Outdoors.
I will let your imagination take the trek. 
I’m up, but I managed to go back to sleep after my mom called at 4 AM. She gets herself worked up about little things and then panics. Oh, well, that’s off topic of the blog. When I was up with Rachel as a baby, I simply settled my TV control on Food Network and watched Julia Child do her magic.
Margaret–
I have fond memories of Julia Child!
Glad you got to return to sleep this morning.
I gave up watching in the living room and went to the kitchen. DVR is there as is the coffee.
You guys LIKED Julia Child? Watching her was like fingernails on a chalkboard for me. Couldn’t do it. Ever.
Sorry to be so dense but what is a Honey-Hole All Outdoors? You cannot possibly imagine what is running through my mind. Everything from a bee hive to a fancy decorated outhouse. Please explain?
Debbie,
I’m dense too as I didn’t even check that one out until now. It is a hunting/fishing show from the Trophy Bass Show of Texas. :0
I’m with Mags on this. The Food Channel NEVER disappoints!
LOL, Jackie!
Even the Food Network had infomercials.
Marilyn–
Don jokingly calls his mother Julia, as in Jul-eu-ya.
I always liked Julia’s way of cooking with wine. The sauce gets a little and the cook gets a lot.