As we face the end of the Mayan calendar, I wondered about doing a few things. Like shaving my legs? If the end comes, who cares if I go in a bit hairier? Do I need a pedicure or manicure? Nah, I seldom treat myself to this luxury. What about wearing a bra? Hmmm, I may need to harness those girls so I don’t knock myself out.
Paying off my credit card bills is something I will definitely delay. Not that I’ll be needing any money if the world ends.
While we can joke about 12/21/12, it is an impressive date. But I’ve stared down the end of the world barrel before. Anyone remember Y2K?
Have a good day, every day!
As usual, you have cracked me up. In answer to your questions, I am reminded of the only C&W song I appreciate. “Did I Shave My Legs For This?”. (I do love Patsy Cline but she’ s in a class by herself). With regards to the other issues, the only one of concern is the bra. If the planets align and gravity ceases to exist, I would hate to poke someone in the eye with an errant nipple. Therefore, I will be hoisting the pitards. Stressful week. Your post began this day with a laugh. Thanks!
Thanks, Debbie!
This is what happens when a twisted sister posts twisted questions.
Errant nipple—bwahaha…you and me, babe! If gravity did cease to exist, I could see us (braless of course) still be sucked into the vortex by our girls, who didn’t ge the message to stop spinning.
Glad I could help a bit with the stressful week! Hugssssss
Ditto Deb. I enjoyed the laugh. If I find out I’ve worked all week just to have the world end tomorrow, I’m gonna be really ticked.
Marilyn–
I’m ready for anything.
I could use a bit of “Calgon, take me away.”
That’s why I’m holding back on paying my property taxes…just in case.
Oh, Jackie–
Us too!