The other day, Don and I were back at Cabela’s–again–and there are only so many times I can lap the store while Don stares into a certain counter. He almost drools like a kid in a candy store. Boys and their toys. I get bored because I can’t shop, mainly because I think the prices are ridiculously high for eh quality.
However, during this trip I found Cabela’s Bargain Cave. As I was quickly perusing the shelves, I found something I wanted. I also found that when I cackled with evil glee, the Cave emptied.
So I’ve done a bit of creative editing with this picture just to give you the same impression I had at first glance. Wouldn’t it be nice to have one of these? Think of all the jerks you could blast! The Wally-World shopper dressed in slippers and pajamas! The rudely loud cell phone talker. The know-it-all person with the obnoxious voice who just-won’t-shut-up!
Needless to say, I regained my ability to read correctly and this wonderful tool was really a jerky injector. I thought my idea would have been much better.