The other day, Don and I were back at Cabela’s–again–and there are only so many times I can lap the store while Don stares into a certain counter. He almost drools like a kid in a candy store. Boys and their toys. I get bored because I can’t shop, mainly because I think the prices are ridiculously high for eh quality.
However, during this trip I found Cabela’s Bargain Cave. As I was quickly perusing the shelves, I found something I wanted. I also found that when I cackled with evil glee, the Cave emptied.
So I’ve done a bit of creative editing with this picture just to give you the same impression I had at first glance. Wouldn’t it be nice to have one of these? Think of all the jerks you could blast! The Wally-World shopper dressed in slippers and pajamas! The rudely loud cell phone talker. The know-it-all person with the obnoxious voice who just-won’t-shut-up!
Needless to say, I regained my ability to read correctly and this wonderful tool was really a jerky injector. I thought my idea would have been much better.
My I place my order? We always eat at Cabela’s and I weasel a new pair if shoes. Oh. And look at the fish.
Debbie–
Gotcha down for one!
What kind of shoes? I did scope out the shoes, and look at the fish. I try to figure out if the glass is bowed to make them look larger.
Sometimes boots, sometimes those slip-ons that Earth mothers wear when you know they don’t shave any body parts, sometimes tennis shoes. What I really want is to buy equipment in the paintball section. That department is wild. Too expensive, though. So you think the fish are magnified? Oooh. I will have to check that out. The last time we were there a guy was inside cleaning the fish tank. He didn’t look enlarged. Of course, I may not have been looking in the right place. You would know, though, cause you are a diver. I just thought they were REALLY big fish.
LOL, Debbie! I love slip-on shoes!
As a diver, I *know* that things look larger in the water!
Paintball? I never figured you for liking paintball. Come to my house. I have lots better toys than paintball.
Lol. What kind of toys? I’m a little scared. I’m picturing you with one of those crossbow-dartgun-underwater things from Seahunt. Now who is showing their age?
Toys that go boom! Nope, I don’t have one of those cross bow thingies, but we do have unique ways to play golf.