From buzzards! They follow me every where. I promise I bathe, use deodorant, wash my clothes. But they appear like a black cloud. While at my sister’s house this week, I did not escape. 
I noticed this one flying by the upstairs window–in fact, it appeared at several windows. So I went outside — lured by the laughter and taunts. 
Sigh…I just can’t get away. Maybe these guys are trying to tell me something….I must be an old bird.

*snort*
LOL…yep.
I’m assuming you checked to make sure you’re not dead.
Hmmm. Could I be a Zombie? At times I look like one, or Severus Snape’s older sister!