Last night I Tasered myself. Not really with a real Taser, but just for a moment, I thought so. I’ve been instructed to use a TENS (Transcutaneous Electrical Nerve Stimulation) unit to help relieve some nerve issues. I’m a real pain in the neck! Couldn’t resist. Don placed the pads then told me to turn the unit on. Whoa! My fat fingers dialed that sucker up too high. My hair could have substituted for a bug zapper.
It didn’t take me long to turn it down to the frog leg jump setting.